-
- English Jokes -Dead Goldfish
- Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Sick In Church
- A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill.
"Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl.
"No." replied Mom.
"I think I'm gonna...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Dog In Heat
- A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Ugly Face
- Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher s...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Talking Too Much
- Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bo...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Worm Test
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can p...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Mafia Kid
- A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He l...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Free Throwing
- Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Church Politeness
- A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the
little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Jokes -Seeing The Panties
- One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dolla...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Names On The Wall
- One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names ...and small A...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Saving It
- A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.
"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "Y...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- It Hurts
- Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Kicking Habit
- There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the farm.
The littl...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Papa Fell
- The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual
that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Christmas Present
- Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up,...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Wake Up!
- A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wa...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Sunday School
- There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Problematic Child
- There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What Do You Get?
- A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment,...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Two Cows
- A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.
He told his son t...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Mouthful
- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Frog Experiment
- Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caugh...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Like The Way You Think
- Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:-...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：悲催老外漢字紋身笑點多
- Asian character tattoos have long been in style, with millions of brooding youths, aging hippies and pseudo-intellectuals seeking to express their world view via a couple of exotic-loo...
2019-03-11 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
