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- Everything Included
- Ann stared work last summer, so she didn't have a holiday, She saved as much as she could and, in
January, she booked a package trip to Ross, in Spain. She left London airport early on the morning...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Cover the Shadow With Sand
- The soldiers had just moved to the desert, and as they had never been in such a place befor, they had
a lot to learn.
As there were no trees or buildings in the desert, it was, of course, very...
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- English Riddles
- Work hard on the following problems to see if you can answer them in new ways!
1. What is the difference between here and there?
2. What are the strongest days of the week?
3. Why did man put whee...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Jokes About Doctors
- 醫生1. "I don't like your heart action," the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. "You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?" "You're right in a way, Doctor," said the young...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 哥倫布的電話號碼
- Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbu...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I Wish I Were A Book
- "JOHN, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in a while?" whined Mary. "Hun?" John responded. "Look around you!" she yelled as she pointed around the room. "All these books! Your head...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Dog that Talked
- A man was entering a village inn one day, when a large sheepdog lying beside the door looked up, and said to him, “Good morning, sir.” The man stopped in astonishment, thinking he must be mistaken,...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Good and Bad News
- Two friends who had not seen each other a great while, meeting by chance, one asked the other how he did? He replied that he was not very well, and was married since they had last met. “That is good...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Chinglish
- 基本闡釋Chinglish，即“中式英語”,來自Chinese和English的合寫，是受漢語思維方式或文化的影響而拼造出不符合英語表達習慣的，具有中國特征的英語。漢語母語學習者，在寫作中往往先用漢語打腹稿，或列出中文提綱，再把漢語一...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 和母親一樣的女孩
- A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． "Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her．...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 下雨
- The Rain A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， s...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 父親的東西
- Father's Things When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr．Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening． Mr．Howard did not l...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個好一點兒的男人
- A Better Man What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． "Mary， you ought to have married a better man." "John， I did．" 一個好一點兒的...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 三十年前發生的事
- What Happened Thirty Years Ago Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said："Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth a...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 事故
- Accident Workman："Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a small rise in my wages. I have just been married." Employer："Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our wor...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她要買什么？
- What Was It She Wanted? A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．"No，ma'am， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon．" Horrified，the manager came running over to...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 斯威夫特博士與小廝
- Dr．Swift and the Boy A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．One day as...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 鄉紳
- The Country Squire In a small pretty village in Nottingham shire there formerly lived a respectable Squire, who excelled all his friends in amusements athletic, and whose manner of living was far fro...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一封神秘的信
- A Mysterious Letter "I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，" said the lady to her husband．"But something's been bothering me for days．""So?" said the husband．"Tell me all about it．" &quo...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 合理的哀傷
- A Reasonable Affliction Matthew Prior On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． "A different cause，" says Parson Sly， "Th...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 良好的心愿
- Good Intentions One day a boy came to his teacher and said："Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．" "I certainly do，" said the teacher，"and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me．" Day...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 情歌
- Love Song Samuel Hoffenstein Your little hands， Your little feet， Your little mouth Oh，God，how sweet！ Your little nose， Your little ears， Your eyes，that shed Such little tears！ Your little voice， So soft and k...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 什么叫叛徒？
- What Is a Traitor? Young hopeful: "Father, what is a traitor in politics?" Father (a veteran politician): "A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．" Young hopeful: "Well...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有錢的父親
- A Rich Father John D．Rocke feller, the wellknown millionaire, gave away millions, but he himself was very mean about small sums of money． One day he went to stay at a hotel in New York and asked for th...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我忘了那人是誰
- I Had Forgotten Who It Was A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case: "Dear Miss Smith, perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night, and I do not now recall whether you sa...
2019-01-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
