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- 記下這句話
- 大象An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ." 一頭大象對一只小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。” "Pless ,say it aga...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 腦移植手術(shù)
- A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,00...
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- Don't be selfish
- Don't be selfish
A mother is admonishing her son.
Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it...
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- 學(xué)問與錢
- 錢Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart? 你對事情的看法，是不是也反映出你內(nèi)心真正的態(tài)度？ After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 上帝的幽默
- 這是一套奧美廣告公司為新加坡教會制作的平面廣告文案，為了幫助教會吸引更多的信徒。廣告被張貼在地鐵、公交車等公共場所，只用最簡單的設(shè)計，卻因為精彩的文案效果出彩。廣告里的上帝平易近人，沒有距離感，讀來倍感溫暖。...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 會飛的企鵝
- 企鵝This recently discovered holiday penguins is unlike any other. They don't need to huddle together every winter, protection against bitter cold. Because these little fellas could do something no...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國五十個州爆笑的座右銘
- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 阿拉巴馬州：是的，我們有電! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 阿拉斯加州：一萬一千六百二十三名愛斯基摩人是不會錯的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 亞利桑那州：可是，這里的...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Beware of Dog
- 狗Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 前臺小姐用英語逼死美國人的絕妙對白
- 前臺剛才來了個美國人,進(jìn)到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的: 前臺小姐:“hello.” 美國人:“hi.” 前臺小姐:“you have what thing?” 美國人:“can you speak english?” 前...
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- 一封請求加薪的信件（搞笑老板員工暗較勁）
- 一 位 員工寄了一封信給她的老板，內(nèi)容為 Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport i...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我爸爸更強(qiáng)壯
- 父子Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” 威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強(qiáng)壯而...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 坐飛機(jī)有美女相伴的高招
- 飛機(jī)Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looke...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Very Pleased to Meet You
- During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Five Months Older
- The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 留學(xué)生爆笑英語口語語錄
- 1.剛上班不久，有個公司的A/R打電話來催支票，我循例問了一下他是哪間公司打來的，那男的很 有禮貌的說：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 聽懂了很開心，不過由于對公司 名字還不熟，心想先用筆記下來公司名，省得等...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不同年齡段的征婚標(biāo)準(zhǔn)
- "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner. When you are young your standards are set very high, however...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 童稚趣語一簇
- 兒童If nothing is in the refrigerator, don't eat dog food. Never cheat because it's not worth it. --Samantha Jean Fritz, age 9 哪怕冰箱是空的也別吃狗糧。永遠(yuǎn)不要騙人，這么做不值得。 -薩曼莎·珍·弗里茨...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大學(xué)時代不交作業(yè)的理由
- The top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework 五個不做作業(yè)最流行的科技借口 My computer crashed and I lost it. 電腦死機(jī)了，我做的作業(yè)(因沒有保存)丟失了。 I finished my homework b...
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- 漂亮的毯子
- Mr. Payne was on hoilday. He was staying in a small desert town. One sunny morning he went to the
market. and saw a beartiful carpet there. This one was big and full of rich colours. He looked at it...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 汽車上的小偷
- Mr Smith gave his wife ten pounds for her birthday, ten pretty pound notes. So the day after her
birthday, Mrs Smith went shopping. She pueued for a bus, got on and sat down next to an old lady.
Af...
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- 沒有時間游覽
- Mr and Mrs smith had always spent their summer holidays in New Jersey in the past, staying in a small
inn at the foot of a hill. One day , however, Mr Smith made a lot of money in his business, so t...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩張飛機(jī)票
- Let me tell you a story about bert and Mildred Bumgbridge, who used to be very forgeful. For example,
Mildred would forget to cook dinner, or bert would show up for work on Sunday thinking it was Mo...
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- 他懂了
- Two Americans were travelling in spain.One moring they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They
did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that t...
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- 喬治·華盛頓和馬
- once a neighbour stole once of Washington's horse. Washington went a police to the neighbour's farm
to get the horse, but the neighbour refused to the neighbour's farm to get the horse, but the
neg...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 圓珠筆和馬
- One day a young mother was playing with her five-year-old son. Suddenly he grabbed her ball-point pen
and swallowed it.
"Oh, no !" cried the woman. "We must find a doctor."
She took her son, ran...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
