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- 克萊頓主教
- Bishop Creighton Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house． "Can't you reach up so high?" queried the Bishop kindly． "No, sir,"...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 仲馬
- Dumas One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas,the great French novelist, with his ancestry． "Why," snarled the fellow,"you are a quadroon；your father was a mulatto,and your grandfather was a negro．"...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 霍恩·圖克
- Horne Tooke George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards． "Your Majesty，" replied Tooke，"I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned． I cannot even tell a King from aKnave...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 以“命”抵命
- A Life for a Life The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the bookhad been s...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 馬克·吐溫
- Mark Twain On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 接著走吧
- Drive On Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb． Accordinglyhe was prepared...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我不需要再偷了
- I Don't Need to Steal Any More The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．"I want no scandal，"...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話
- The Joke Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this．One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends t...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 三個乞丐
- The Three Beggars W．B．Yeats King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, "You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do m...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 國王的兄弟
- The King's Brother A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. The king desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him, the poor f...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想不到已經往回跑了這么遠！
- I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already！ A big battle was going on during the First World War．Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere．After an hour of this， one of the s...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 亨利親王與福斯塔夫
- Prince Henry And Falstaff Shakespeare Prince Henry． Welcome， Jack． Where hast thou been？ Falstaff．A plague on all cowards， I say， and a vengeance too！ marry， and amen！（To an attendant．） Give me a cupof sack， boy． E...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 火！火！
- Fire！ Fire！ Mr．Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant，a very stupid boy， rushed hastily into his master's room and shouted loudly in an excited voice，"Fire，Fire！The kitchen is on fire！" M...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 閑人遐思
- Stray Thoughts Of an Idler He who sleeps catches no fish，—but he who keeps awake catches crabs every moment of his life． All professions can yield a man enough to live on，—except professions of faith．...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一段搞笑的字幕翻譯錯誤
- 某電影里的英文字幕原文：
- Let's get married! I really love you.
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm serious!
- Ok, Let's get married.
意想不到的中文字幕翻譯：
- 和我結婚吧，我真的很愛你。
- 你是基丁嗎？
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2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 金發美女
- 我們來看幾個笑話，看看大家明白不明白? 問: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? (怎樣可以為金發女郎提供消遣、讓她自娛自樂？)答: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. （只要在一張紙的兩...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lawyers Brains
- A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Dissed
- Dissed Chad was intimidated by the burly professor yelling into his face,"Your work is sloopy! Your study habits are horrible! And I hate that shirt you are wearing!" The class was dead silent as t...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Bet
- A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Blonde Tries To Repair Her Car
- A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and a...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 奇怪的電話
- A strange call A Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid answered and said, "It sure is!" and hung up. The same thing happened five minutes later." What's going on?"...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 無聊的課
- One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I k...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最希望得到的簽名
- Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or spor...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 多謝你
- Thank you Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam. Lady: Thank you very much, doctor. Doctor: Why do you thank me? Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up. 多謝你 ...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 預測未來
- Knows the future Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said,“Excuse me, but if you continue to saw t...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
