馬克·吐溫
On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen．Theplacard thus ran：
MARK TWAIN
ARRIVES．
ASCOT CUP
STOLEN．
Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it．
馬克·吐溫
有一次，馬克·吐溫從紐約起程抵達(dá)倫敦訪問，《星報(bào)》認(rèn)為這個(gè)消息值得登在它的晚招貼上。但是，還有一條消息 也要登上：關(guān)于愛斯科杯被盜的消息。招貼是這樣寫的：
馬克·吐溫
光臨
愛斯科杯
被盜
我們相信，馬克·吐溫從來也沒聽說過這件事。
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