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Dumas

One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas,the great French novelist, with his ancestry．

"Why," snarled the fellow,"you are a quadroon；your father was a mulatto,and your grandfather was a negro．"

"Yes," roared Dumas," and, if you wish to know'my great grandfather was a monkey. In fact, my pedigree began where yours terminates．"

仲馬

有一天，一個人在嘲弄法國大小說家亞歷山大·仲馬，譏笑他的祖先。

那家伙厲聲說：“唔，你是四分之一黑白混血兒，你父親是黑白混血兒，而你的祖父是個黑人。”

“是的，”仲馬大聲回敬：“還有呢，如果你想知道的話,我的曾祖父是一只猴子。其實我的血統起始于你的血統終止的地方。”

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