克萊頓主教
Bishop Creighton
Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the
knocker of a large house．
"Can't you reach up so high?" queried the Bishop kindly．
"No, sir," said the small youngster．
"Well, then, let me help you," and the Bishop mountedthe three steps and gave a splendid
rattat．
The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth．"Come on," he yelled, "we
must both run away．"
克萊頓主教
當克萊頓主教沿著倫敦西區的一個廣場走著的時候，他看見一個小家伙正試圖抓住一所大房子的門環。
“你是不是夠不到這么高的地方呢？”主教好意地問。
“是的，先生。”那小孩說。
“那好，讓我來幫你。”主教登上那三級臺階，在門上重重扣了幾下。
那個小男孩急忙給教士遞上一個眼色。“快跑，”他喊著：“我們倆都得跑。”
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