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英漢幽默故事選讀【137】

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A Branch Office

  A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"

  "Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "

  Notes:  (1) handout n. 施舍
 ?。?) tremendous adj.極好的

  Exercises:

  根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F):
 ?、?The man was sitting at a comer.
 ?、?Before the man, there were two hats on the ground
  ③ The man was waiting for a certain person.
 ?、?The passer-by put a coin in each of the two hats
  ⑤ The man would really open a branch office.

分 店

  一個人站在墻角處,兩手各托一頂帽子,乞求施舍。有個路過的行人停下來,往一頂帽子里扔了一枚硬幣,然后問道:“另一頂帽子是干什么用的?”

  “近來生意興隆,我決定開一個分店,”那人答道。

  練習參考答案:

 ?、貴②F③F④F⑤F

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