那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事135：格言
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
My advantage is that I am handsome,but my disadvantage js that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的優點是：我很帥，我的缺點是：我帥的不夠明顯。
I curse your buying instant noodles Without getting flavring bags．
我詛咒你買方便面沒有調料包。
When I Went Shopping One day,a group Of girls stopped me, saying that I Was handsome.but I denied it,and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.
有一次我購物時，一群女孩把我攔住，她們說我帥，我不承認，她們就打我，還說我虛偽。
There are two things that I could not do in my Iife—I could not do thio and I could not do that.
我這輩子只有兩件事不會：這也不會，那也不會。
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood.
別把蝦米不當海鮮。
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