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- 英語幽默精讀【63】A Hasty Interruption
- The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the...
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- 英語幽默精讀【64】It's a Puzzlement
- I asked a colleague of mine how he liked the shirt his daughter had given him as a gift. "The color and the design are nice," he said. "But the sleeves are three inches too long." I suggested t...
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- 英語幽默精讀【65】A Small Surprise
- When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out several books from the library on how parents should ap...
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- 英語幽默精讀【62】I Can't Let Him Get Away
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away...
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- 英語幽默精讀【66】The Cat and the Saucer
- An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was very old and valuable. H...
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- 英語幽默精讀【67】Long Life
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved quickly thro...
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- 英語幽默精讀【70】Senior Class
- During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for...
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- 英語幽默精讀【71】The Young Man at the Wheel
- My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around an...
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- 英語幽默精讀【68】Diet Tribe
- Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we...
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- 英語幽默精讀【69】Stunning Reply
- My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like it. Exasperat...
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- 英語幽默精讀【72】What Went Wrong
- A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japanese had one pers...
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- 英語幽默精讀【73】You Never Called
- A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called....
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- 英語幽默精讀【75】This Way to Request
- I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my ac...
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- 英語幽默精讀【76】The Problem of Two Flounders
- Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invited...
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- 英語幽默精讀【77】At the Supermarket
- At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me...
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- 英語幽默精讀【74】A Vacation Cruise
- One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back do...
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- 英語幽默精讀【79】In the air
- Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. "Let's go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven't been...
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- 英語幽默精讀【78】A Preacher's Topic
- A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking...
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- 英語幽默精讀【80】Way of Inducing
- At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said. "But your sign says,...
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- 英語幽默精讀【81】An Urgent Standby Passenger
- While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told a...
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- 英語幽默精讀【82】A Man Who Said No
- A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obvious...
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- 英語幽默精讀【83】The Target
- My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my c...
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- 英語幽默精讀【84】Day after Day
- A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the sam...
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- 英語幽默精讀【85】Post Haste
- My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible. Struck by the urgency in his voice,...
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- 英語幽默精讀【86】Respones
- Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jel...
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