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- 小孩的祈禱
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of hi...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的房間
- There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You...
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- 分蘋果
- Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister", she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the...
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- 金鑰匙的故事
- The Golden Key Once in the wintertime when the snow was very deep, a poor boy had to go out and fetch wood on a sled. After he had gathered it together and loaded it, he did not want to go stra...
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- 一次約會
- When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom ag...
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- 聰明的記者
- A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. 街上，一輛轎車發生了車禍，一大群人...
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- 愚蠢的賊
- Very stupid robbers 愚蠢的賊 Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" 兩個劫匪正在搶劫一家酒店。其中一個叫道：“我聽到警報響了。趕緊往下跳啊！” The...
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- 感恩節的火雞
- A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving感恩節的火雞 It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. 感恩節的頭一天，肉店...
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- 比父母
- Brag about parents比父母 An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. 一個年輕的陸軍士兵跟一個海軍士兵吹牛，說他爸多么了不起。 "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do...
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- 我得有副眼鏡
- I think I need a pair of glasses我得有副眼鏡 Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. 病人：“醫生，我想我得配副眼鏡。” Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank 銀行職員：“你當然需要！這里是...
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- 大頭娃娃
- A Boy with a Big Head大頭娃娃 A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." 一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道：“他們都取笑我，說我腦袋大。” "Don't listen...
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- 借公牛一用
- To Borrow an Ox借公牛一用 Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. 從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。 One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him,...
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- 會說話的奶牛
- Amazing talking cow會說話的奶牛 A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carb...
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- 釣魚的故事
- A Fishy Story釣魚的故事 Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They sp...
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- 什么是智慧？
- What is intelligence?什么是智慧？ Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the sh...
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- 燙傷的耳朵
- The Burned Ears燙傷的耳朵 A guy burned two ears…… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一個男人的兩只耳朵都被燙傷了……在醫院的時候別人就問他是如何燙到的。 He said,...
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- 最強中國式英語
- 1、we two who and who？咱倆誰跟誰阿 2、how are you？how old are you？怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3、you don't bird me，I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 4、you have seed I will give you some color t...
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- 三個愿望
- 3 Wishes A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The...
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- 完美情人節禮物
- Perfectly Paired Puns As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his favorite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had...
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- 《不差錢》英文版臺詞
- Got the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)
Play script by Cui Kai et al. Characters
Uncle Zhao, acted by Zhao Benshan
Shenyang, acted by Shen He...
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- 丈母娘的威脅
- Grave Concern A former friend of mine was married to a great girl； unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning when my buddy...
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- 彈得有多爛
- How badly did he play As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my...
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- 這次沒騙你
- Not this time A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, deliver...
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- 不下雨就去看你
- I'll be over to see you if it doesn't rain One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her...
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- 我想把它晾干
- I hung him up to dry Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the b...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
