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- 英語幽默精讀【137】A Branch Office
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?" "Business has been...
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- 英語幽默精讀【138】A Holiday from School
- Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to tak...
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- 英語幽默精讀【139】Quick Service
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. "When will they be...
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- 英語幽默精讀【140】Whose Son Is the Greatest
- The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'." The se...
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- 我要贏者
- Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster. "Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw." "I'm sorry, sir," the wait...
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- 孩子眼中的愛情
- Love is go to McDonalds arm in arm.
―― Abbey ( four years old ) Love is to get married, a dad, a mom, and a little baby. ―― Hadow ( there and a half years old ) ...
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- 爸爸會不高興的
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Th...
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- 幽默故事――Wings
- The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, a quietly intoxicated cust...
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- 限制速度
- The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian...
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- 有益的教訓
- In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too youn...
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- 上帝的小孩
- A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"The next day,...
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- 上帝的小孩(中)
- 有一個上幼稚園的小孩問他媽媽："媽媽，明天老師會問我們，我爸爸是誰，那我應該怎么回答呢？" 媽媽說："那你就說，上帝就是你的爸爸??！" 隔天他來到學校， 老師問他："你爸爸是誰？"那個小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來答案。...
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- 蛇兒子
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Beca...
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- 我仍然在還債
- A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!! 一個小男孩問他的爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？爸爸說：我不知道，因...
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- 兩個水手和一個男孩
- Two Sailors and a Boy Two sailors who had just finished a long voyage went home to their village and decided to have a few drinks in the bar there. When they had had enough, they came out i...
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- 為愛還是為財
- For Love or for Money An elderly man on the beach found a magic lamp. He picked it up and a genie appeared. “Because you have freed me,” the genie said, “I will grant you a wish.” Th...
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- 心不在焉的教授們
- Absent Minded Professors There are three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted,...
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- 氣味難聞極了
- A man came to the police station and complained, " I have three brothers――We all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats; another has five dogs, and the other has four goats...
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- 《大話西游》經典搞笑臺詞英文版
- 1.你想要啊?你想要就說吧,你不說我怎么知道你想要呢? You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? 2.你又在嚇我 You scare me again. 3.莫非是一家黑店? Is this a slaughter...
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- 一直沒干完的活
- A Never Finished Job I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think about your wife a lot. 字串3 After I returned, my husband...
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- 完美的女人和完美的男人(中)
- 曾經有一個完美男人和一個完美女人，它們邂逅于一個完美的聚會。完美的約會持續了兩年，然后他們舉行了完美的婚禮，并度過了完美的蜜月。之后他們有了兩個完美的孩子。 一天，完美男人和完美女人駕著他們那完美的...
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- 杰克的答案
- Jack's Answer The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?" "I must have so...
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- 星座香水 愛上你的味道
- 無論是男性還是女性，都喜歡嗅到對方身上的幽幽香味，你的時尚嗅覺是否已經蠢蠢欲動？多款品牌的香氛都有不錯的新選擇。愛情當然多變，你不如買上一款時尚香水，給身旁的星座伴侶一個不一樣的驚喜吧！或許他愛上的，只不過...
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- 雙子座父母
- The Gemini Parent The Gemini person （May 21 to June 21） of either sex does not make an ideal parent. There is too much mind, and not enough heart in the make-up to be effective with children....
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- 巨蟹座父母
- The Cancer Parent The Cancer person （June 22 to July 22） has been described as the personification of motherhood. It is true that these people love children, and make the greatest amount of f...
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