杰克的答案
Jack's Answer
The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?" "I must have somebody else's pants on."
杰克的答案
老師正在問一道算術(shù)題：“杰克，如果你在你右邊口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了3美元，左邊口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了4美元，你一共有多少呢？”“我肯定是穿著別人的褲子。”
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