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- 英語幽默精讀【87】A Coach and His Players
- I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled,"Number5,...
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- 英語幽默精讀【88】He Lowered Her chair Six Inches
- While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerk recommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover that she was located on...
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- 英語幽默精讀【89】The ability of the Kangaroo
- The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15...
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- 英語幽默精讀【90】Dream
- The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my...
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- 英語幽默精讀【91】Bull Wrestler
- A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer...
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- 英語幽默精讀【92】Dis-Comcerting
- I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agreed to accompany me and seeme...
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- 英語幽默精讀【93】A Talk on the Phone
- I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was...
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- 英語幽默精讀【94】A Bad Impression
- My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-yea...
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- 英語幽默精讀【95】Lose One Pound
- I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's...
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- 英語幽默精讀【96】Older Goats in America
- A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was...
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- 英語幽默精讀【97】The Stories Are Still in Them
- During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the same spot since I was a child, I let my eyes wan...
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- 英語幽默精讀【98】Back Up Two Miles
- A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, ho...
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- 英語幽默精讀【99】Who Was That Man
- The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in ex...
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- 英語幽默精讀【100】The Advantage of Noise
- Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not...
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- 英語幽默精讀【101】A Gentle Reminder
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinte...
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- 英語幽默精讀【102】I Understand Him
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. "Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you'...
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- 英語幽默精讀【103】An Exact Number
- A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. "How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. "Exact...
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- 英語幽默精讀【107】Such a Long Dog
- Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the othe...
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- 英語幽默精讀【104】Violin Lessons
- "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. "You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "F...
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- 英語幽默精讀【105】Which Month Did He Go Away
- When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught...
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- 英語幽默精讀【106】I'm the Only Driver
- passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! " "I must," the young fellow...
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- 英語幽默精讀【108】Where It Should Be Plugged
- A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must b...
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- 英語幽默精讀【109】A Wild Guess
- Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the pub...
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- 英語幽默精讀【111】To Borrow an Ox
- Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to t...
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- 英語幽默精讀【110】Until They're Free
- Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the che...
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