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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【38】Pears and Plume
- I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "What's the difference?" I asked. "We...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【41】You Let Me Search Quite
- Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time, he suddenly thought of...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【42】The Long and Short of It
- Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-ager leafing through old ph...
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- 輕率的插話
- The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【44】The Judge's Pistol
- One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shiny black pistol bolstered to the judge's s...
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- 停車費(fèi)
- A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the b...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【43】The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat
- A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many there are, may I have one?...
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- 可以了解
- Inside the operating room, the patient was very nervous. He said to the doctor, "Doc., I'm so scared. It's my first operation." The doctor said, "Yes, yes, I understand exactly how you feel be...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【45】A Call from a Frog
- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . " The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet he...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【48】Good Thing He Has You
- While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her for a teacher, he woul...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【49】Do Me a Favor
- The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls, and at one point...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【46】Wouldn't You Know
- I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly man who studied i...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【47】The Very Last Birthday
- When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested,...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【50】Point of No Return
- My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble finding us. Sure en...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【51】The Story of a Snail
- When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replie...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【55】The Mistaken Father
- The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room, he bent over the na...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【52】Not Here
- Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you." "How can you see me when I'm...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【53】A Midshipman
- One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【54】That's What They All Say
- While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The litt...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【57】A Prospective Horse Buyer
- Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【56】This Hole in the Ground
- There was once a farmer who lived near a road. It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road. This hole w...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【58】Bad Business
- A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad." "But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. " said the s...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【59】The Cheater
- Donald was not very good at math. He could not understand the teacher's explanations. Even when the teacher explained something a second time, Donald still could not understand it. "N...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【60】Which One to Call Back
- After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wif...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【61】Boy, Oh Boy
- When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitt...
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