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- 別賣那頭牛
- The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glas...
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- 別賣那頭牛(中)
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睿智的老女修道院長處在了彌留之際。修女們聚集在她的病床邊，想辦法讓她舒適的離去。她們給她喝溫好的牛奶，但是被她拒絕了。這時一個修女拿著杯子去了廚房。還記得去年圣誕節她們收的禮物當中有瓶威士忌，她打...
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- 假如生活是一臺電腦
- If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一臺電腦 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you f...
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- 我干得怎么樣？
- How did I do?我干得怎么樣？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loiter...
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- 為什么在那里停車？
- "Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'" （note: "fine" has two meanings 1. good...
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- 這只鱷魚也沒有穿鞋
- A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were a...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這只鱷魚也沒有穿鞋(中)
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一個年輕的金發女郎在路易斯安那州的深處旅行。有些道路很糟糕，因此她想要雙真正的鱷魚皮鞋，可是又不愿付出當地賣主開出的高價。
最后，一店主“恕不還價”的態度使她非常沮喪，于是大聲嚷道：“也許我該出去...
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- 你可以跟他們中任何一個人結婚
- One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The...
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- 研究生和本科生
- "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,...
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- 一個短暫的假期
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country...
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- 一個短暫的假期(中)
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亞倫在一個城市的公司工作。他十分努力地工作，期望著休假。
以前休假，他經常去海邊。但有一年，他看到報紙上有一則廣告：“領略鄉村生活。在唯利屋農場度假數周，可享受：美味佳肴、新鮮空氣、騎馬、散步、垂釣...
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- 英語幽默精讀【26】My water Thinks So
- Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block. "Excuse me," I said to him....
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- 英語幽默精讀【27】A Plumber
- My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her request was ignored...
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- 英語幽默精讀【28】A Tough Teacher
- A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was ass...
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- 英語幽默精讀【30】A Business Trip
- On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the...
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- 英語幽默精讀【29】I'm a Police Officer
- When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they tore out into the yard...
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- 英語幽默精讀【33】A Stubborn Horse
- The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it co...
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- 英語幽默精讀【34】Looking for a companion
- A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. " Back came the answer: "Marry a peng...
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- 英語幽默精讀【31】Get a Job
- One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny...
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- 英語幽默精讀【32】12 Post Cards
- My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . "Here, write us a few lines ever...
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- 英語幽默精讀【35】My Roommate
- My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for a certain boo...
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- 英語幽默精讀【36】I Can't Stop Now
- The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came, she stepped aside, saying...
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- 英語幽默精讀【39】She Is Left-handed
- A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose s...
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- 英語幽默精讀【40】Ways end Means
- A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replied...
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- 英語幽默精讀【37】The Big Baby
- "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well." "Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband said. "I'll be pleased to look aft...
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