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- 富有的司機
- Rich driver? Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi. One of the ladies said,“Taxis are terribly expensive these days. The owners g...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 到底誰在忙?
- It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it. “Hullo, who's that:”she asked? “It's me――Peter.” Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-ye...
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- 四個新爸爸
- 4 new fathers Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 說話障礙
- Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impedim...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 屋頂遇險記
- Clarence Cleans His Roof It was an important thing 1）shoveling snow and the quality of your work could be seen by anybody driving by in a car, so people tried to get every last 2）speck of sno...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 屋頂遇險記(中)
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屋頂遇險記 鏟雪可是件大事，每個開車經過的人都看得到你的勞動成果，所以人們給屋頂除雪絕對不惜余力。 有一回克拉倫斯?奔森在自家的屋頂上鏟雪太賣力氣了，就躺下來休息一會。他累得筋疲力盡，腳后跟便往...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老鼠和貓
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, wo...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老公和老婆的由來
- Why does a man want to have a WIFE? 為什么一個男人想要一個妻子？ Because… 因為… W― Washing 洗衣服 I― Ironing 熨衣服 F― Food 提供食物 E― Entertainment 娛樂活動 ...
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- 不公平
- Not fair A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral? B:No,of course not! A:Why not?I thought you were friends. B:It wouldn/'t be fair if I did. A:Not fair?Wha...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 在三個小時以前它是草
- Fresh milk Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh. Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS 新鮮牛奶 客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。 侍者:新鮮的?在三個小時以前它是草 A not...
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- 媽媽的文采要比爸爸好
- Homework Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly. Student: Yes, sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father....
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 面具舞會上的尷尬
- Mask Jim: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. ary: Why was that? Jim: She wasn't wearing one. 面具 我的姑媽，當她在一個聚會上被邀請...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 打碎鏡子預示7年壞運
- Isn't it wonderful? "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, be...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個女人的故事
- 2 Women Stories A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″ The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of thecup.″ A woman got a den...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 倒是中國人碰到麻煩
- But the Chinese did! One day Mr. Tom said to one of his friends, “I'm going to have a holiday in Beijing. But I don't speak Chinese, so I'll go to evening classes and have Chinese lessons...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 半個還是十分之五柑橘
- Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald:...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英國人不懂我的話了
- Improvement One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't u...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 到底誰了解女人是怎樣的角色?
- “女人”趣談Who in the Hell Understands Women? 黑格爾所過：“永恒的女性指引我們前進”，可亞里士多德又說：“對待女人需要鞭子”。那么女人對于這個世界究竟是怎樣一個角色，這也許永遠也無定論。但是，下面這...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我是整形醫生
- 男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。 女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科醫生。我...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你看上去足足年輕了20歲
- When I was 28，I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days，I donned a sweatshirt and slack...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不帶臟字的英文罵人法
- 中國人常用“罵人不帶一個臟字”來形容那些會罵人又刻薄的人。在英語中，我們反感那些以P、以D開頭的骯臟字眼！而對于處于極度憤怒中的人來說難免也需要口頭發泄發泄，但為了避免那種引人反感且自我反感的臟話，他們...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 碎杯子的秘密
- A servant broke a cup. His master was very angry and asked, "How did you break it?"
“Do you really want to know?” the servant picked up another cup and threw it onto the ground, “I brok...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 哪只鼠最牛？
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他的耳朵在我口袋里！
- xIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默精讀【1】Two Tickets Please
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "...
2019-01-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
