在三個(gè)小時(shí)以前它是草

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　　Fresh milk

　　Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

　　Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS

　　新鮮牛奶

　　客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。

　　侍者:新鮮的?在三個(gè)小時(shí)以前它是草

　　A note

　　I wonder （對(duì)）……感到奇怪;想要知道

　　I wonder at your patience.

　　你的耐心使我驚異。

　　I wonder who he is, where he came from and why he came.

　　我很想知道他是誰(shuí),從哪里來(lái),來(lái)干什么。

　　It's a wonder

　　難得；奇怪的是

　　It's a wonder you recognized me.

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