會說話的奶牛
Amazing talking cow
會說話的奶牛
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.
一天早上，一個男人開的車在鄉間的路上拋錨了。他下來修車的時候，一頭奶牛走過來站在他旁邊，“你的問題應該是在汽化器。”奶牛說。
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.
男人驚呆了，他跳了起來沿路直沖下去，直到遇到一個農夫。男人把剛才發生的事告訴了農夫。
"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.
“是不是個頭很大、右眼上方有一個棕色的點的紅色大奶牛？”農夫問。“是的，是的。”男人回答說。
"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."
“哦！我不該相信貝茜的，”農夫說，“她根本就不懂關于汽車的事。”
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