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- Dead Kitty
- Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at w...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Purpose of the Dog
- A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How Many Dogs Does It Take
- How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid bur...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Special Pig
- Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well Mic...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Does Your Dog Bite
- There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked. The old man replied, "Nope." So the...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clues That You Should Get Offline
- You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the plane tri...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bicycling Uphill
- Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill. "That was a tough climb," said the front rider. "Sure was," replied the second. "And if...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 名人尷尬語錄
- BushGeorge Bush, US President 喬治·布什，美國總統All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.“我所做的一切只是為了呼吁你們投我的票，而不是暗示你們一定要投我的票。”...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我要表現得像位女士
- 英文版I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being ba...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Breakdown
- Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public. A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man t...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 同義詞=罵人
- 英文版幾米漫畫Synonym=Bad LanguageOne day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?""What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foo...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 女孩的名字
- 英文版女孩的名字Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when i felt she was old en...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一位前臺小姐的八級英語
- 一位前臺小姐的八級英語！前臺小姐：“Hello.”你好老外：“Hi.”嗨 前臺小姐：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？老外：“Can you speak english？”你能講英語嗎？前臺小姐：“If i not speak english, I am speaking what？” 如果...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 啼笑皆非的中國片的英文翻譯
- 霸王別姬《Farewell My Concubine》——再見了，我的小老婆（《霸王別姬》）《Seventeen Years》——十七年（《回家過年》）《Ashes of Time》——時間的灰燼（《東邪西毒》）《All Men Are Brothers: Blood of the Leopard》——...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老外學中文的爆笑筆記
- 中國人學習英文時很多初學者都喜歡用中文來標識英文發音，沒想到外國人學中文時也這么干，真的很有意思。Dear Tim,shall by too dull doll by too jack won,dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,shall by too when d...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 武林外傳搞笑語錄中英對照
- 各回各家，各找各媽。 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不發威，你當我是HELLO KITTY。 Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY. 額服了you,額尊敬you,額的內心崇拜you。 I admire you, I respect...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 貓和老鼠
- 貓和老鼠Cat and MiceMrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 死后重生
- Life after Death "Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you l...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一分一塊錢
- 一分一塊錢A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all hande...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 十大經典店鋪口號
- 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消聲器店外："根本不用預約，我們聽到你來了！" 2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 酒店門外："幫幫忙！我們缺少...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小沈陽經典臺詞搞笑翻譯
- 小沈陽有10句經典臺詞逢場做戲必說,觀眾卻也100聽不厭樂不可支。1.這是為什么呢?山寨版:This is why what?學院版:Why is this?2.準備好了么?Music!山寨版:Ready well le-ma?謬賊!學院版:Are you ready? Music!3.我...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 律師
- Lawyers Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No"...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個律師
- Two AttorneysTwo attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks.Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 律師的咨詢費
- 律師的咨詢費律師的咨詢費A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩行押韻的詩
- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life我的心肝，我的摯愛，我美麗的賢妻，我這輩子就毀在你手里。I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screaming....
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
