事故
Accident
Workman："Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a small rise in my wages. I have just been married."
Employer："Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."
事故
工人：“布朗先生，我想請(qǐng)您給我加一點(diǎn)工資。我剛剛結(jié)了婚。”
雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我無(wú)能為力。對(duì)工人在廠外發(fā)生的事故我們概不負(fù)責(zé)。”
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