和母親一樣的女孩
No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．
"Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her． "
So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser：
"Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her"
"So，" asked the friend，"what happened？"
"Nothing，" said the young man．"My father hates her！"
和母親一樣的女孩
無論帶哪一個女孩回家，這位青年人總會遭到母親的反對。一位朋友勸他說：
“找一個和你母親一樣的女孩——那她一定會喜歡她。”
于是這位青年人不停地找啊找，終于找到了這么個女孩。
他對他友好的忠告者說：
“正像你說的那樣，我找到一個長相、談吐、穿著打扮，甚至連烹飪都和我母親一樣的女孩。也正像你說的那樣，我母親喜歡她。”
“那后來呢？”朋友問。
“沒什么，”青年人說。“我父親討厭她！”
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