Bring me down
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"I've never flown before," said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you?"
"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
“我從來沒有飛行過,”緊張不安的老太太對飛行員說。“你會安全地把我帶到地面上的,是不是?”
飛行員回答到:“夫人,我敢肯定的是,我從來沒有把人留在天上過!”
Haircut repair
Two barbershops were in hot competition. One put up a sign that read: Haircuts for seven dollars.
The other put up one that read: We repair seven dollars hair cuts.
兩家理發店競爭非常激烈。一家掛出一個牌子,上面寫著:剪發七美元。另一家也掛了一個牌子出來,上寫:我們修補七美元的剪發。
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