Bring me down
"I've never flown before," said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you?"
"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
“我從來沒有飛行過,”緊張不安的老太太對(duì)飛行員說?!澳銜?huì)安全地把我?guī)У降孛嫔系?是不是?”
飛行員回答到:“夫人,我敢肯定的是,我從來沒有把人留在天上過!”
Haircut repair
Two barbershops were in hot competition. One put up a sign that read: Haircuts for seven dollars.
The other put up one that read: We repair seven dollars hair cuts.
兩家理發(fā)店競(jìng)爭(zhēng)非常激烈。一家掛出一個(gè)牌子,上面寫著:剪發(fā)七美元。另一家也掛了一個(gè)牌子出來,上寫:我們修補(bǔ)七美元的剪發(fā)。
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