英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Buy it,but don’t use it!買書，但不用!（中英雙語）
8.Buy it,but don't use it!
8.買書，但不用!
" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we won't use it much, because my primary purpose is to teach you to think.”
“這段時間，我推薦你們用這本書。”政治經濟學教授在我們的第一堂課上說。“可是，我們這本書用得不多。因為，我的主要目的是想教你們怎樣思維。”
Angered that my hard-earned money had been wasted,I raised my hand，”You mean I just spent$22. 50 on a book I won't need?"
聽到這兒我感到很氣憤。難道我辛苦掙來的錢就這么浪費掉了嗎?于是，我舉手問:“您是說，我剛花了22. 5美元買了本我們不用的書?”
" Good，"replied the professor with a smile."Your re starting to think already."
“很好！"教授笑著說:“你已經開始思考了。”
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/10145.html
相關文章
-
Elderly Joke(47)
There was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed，she suggested，“we might even have some children！” The old gentleman replied，“Oh...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
雙語 視頻 笑話 Fight For Kisses
There was a time,when babies had a great time...The soft of their skin got them all their mom's attention.Then one day，fathers discovered a special weapon.“Your skin as soft...
2018-11-25 英語笑話 -
搞笑短信：你的發音很標準
Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 你的英語發音...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Sudden turn 急轉彎兒（中英雙語）
51.Sudden turn51.急轉彎兒A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room. She encountered a burly man clad only in...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
Clever news reporter
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter， anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort， he started s...
2018-12-27 英語笑話 -
英語幽默笑話30秒Unit42：A Smart Witness 聰明的目擊人 (雙語)
A Smart Witness聰明的目擊人A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.有一名車禍目擊證人正在出庭作證。The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"律師問他：“你確實看見了這起車禍嗎？...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Your life? 你的生活（雙語）
I don't know what I'm doing with my life!?我不知道在我的生活中我在做什么！？Your life? Why do you think it's your life? What kind of mortage do you have? Are you married? Are you employed? Do you...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：buffet 自助餐（雙語）
Honest all you can eat buffet 誠實的你可以吃自助餐DIARRHEA 腹瀉SPOTS IN FACE 臉上的斑點HEARTBURN 胃灼熱 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
![加菲貓過生日許愿望-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallfa8636a40de1e75ecca5f1bd96b8334b1540881295.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
加菲貓過生日許愿望-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:come on.garfield...喬恩：過來，加菲貓...jon:make a wish!喬恩：許一個愿望！garfield:i'm thinking!i'm thinking!加菲貓：讓我想一想，讓我想一想！更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事68：邏輯推理
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Logic reasoning 邏輯推理 A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. 小學四年級的教...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
