英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： Gifted children 神童（中英雙語）
135.Gifted children
135.神童
I taught a "gifted and talented"class made up of particularly bright fifth-and-sixth graders. In the midst of a lesson on the power of observation, I realized that I was wearing two different styles of shoes. Trying to be as inconspicuous as possible，I moved behind my desk and concluded the lesson from there，thankful that the students didn't seem to have noticed.
我教的一個“高智商”班的學生全都是五六年級里挑出來的。有一次上課，當講觀察的能力時，我突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己穿錯了鞋，兩只鞋一樣一只。我盡量裝成沒事的樣子，走動的范圍只限于講臺桌的長度，一直到上完課我也沒離開。感謝上帝，學生們看上去什么都沒發(fā)現(xiàn)。
The next day，I discovered that my lesson had been learned all too well. Before me sat a class of bright, smiling students—each wearing mismatched shoes.
第二天，我才領略到我的課被學生理解得有多么透徹。坐在我面前的這群聰明、可愛、面帶微笑的學生，他們每個人都穿著不同樣式的兩只鞋。
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