知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇02：A dumb boy 笨小孩（中英+）
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
一個小男孩走進一家理發店， 理發師低聲對他的顧客說，“我再也沒見過比這個小子更笨的小孩了， 你看著，我證明給你看。”
" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理發師拿出一張1美元的鈔票放在一只手上，另一只手上則拿著兩個25美分的硬幣，把小孩叫跟前問，“你想要哪只手上的？” 男孩拿走了那兩個25美分然后走了。
"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,
“瞧我剛才怎么跟你說的？”
when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
理發師說，“那小子就不會學精點!” 過了一會，顧客離開了理發店，他發現剛才那個小男孩從一間雪糕店走出來。
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
“嘿，小家伙! 我可以問你個問題嗎？
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
你為什么不拿那一美元，而拿那兩個25 美分呢？”
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!
小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答說，“我要是拿了那一美元的鈔票，以后那剪頭的再也不會給我錢了!”
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