趣味圖片英語笑話：older Miley Cyrus年老的麥莉·賽勒斯（雙語）
see how adorable i was styled! like a weird slut who would get it on with anybody. oh golly, how quickly time flies by ...
看我的風格是多么的迷人!像一個怪異的蕩婦和任何人做愛。哦天啊,時光飛逝,……
you look cute humping that foam finger, grandma!
你那看起來可愛的泡沫手指呈駝峰狀,奶奶!
the older miley cyrus with her grand kids
年老的麥莉·賽勒斯和她的孫子們
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