知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇25：He loves chocolate chip cookies 他愛吃巧克力塊曲奇（中英+）
An old man was laying on his death bed.
老人躺在床上，
He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies.
只能再活幾個小時了。突然，他聞到了巧克力塊曲奇的味道，
He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world.
他最愛吃這種餅干了。
With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs.
用他最后一點力氣，老人翻下床，爬到樓梯那，下樓到了廚房。
Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies.
他老伴正在做巧克力塊曲奇。
As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding.
他拿了一塊，這時手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下，
"Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"
“放下，”她說，“這是葬禮上用的！”
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