英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:生活是不公平的(雙語)
Teacher: It’s been said, “Life is not fair”. Who can give me a classic example of that?
老師:人們常說,“生活是不公平的”。誰能給我一個典型的例子嗎?
Yes, Johnny…
約翰…
Johnny: You buy cheese that’s been aged for six years and it turns green in a week!
約翰尼:你六歲時買奶酪現在已經發霉了!
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