By all means marry， if you get a good wife， you‘ll be happy， if you get a bad one， you’ll become a philosopher ―― Socrates 務必要結婚，娶個好女人，你會很快樂，娶個壞女人，你會成為哲學家（蘇格拉底的老...
Q： What is a chord？ A： Three violists playing in unison. Q： What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto？ A： Music Minus One. Q： What is the difference between a viola and a tr...
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive， because people don't buy cars like they buy computers， but imagine if they did…… HELPLINE： "General Motors H...
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. "Yes, sir," replied the driver. ...
A woman comes home from work wearing a new gold necklace. “Where did you get that necklace?” her husband asks.“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”The next d...
The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-e...
Q：How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton？ A：He knows it‘s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續...
A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.“Tell me explicitly，”the judge directed the woman，“what fault you have found with your husband.” The wife was exp...
