知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇06：A philosophy test 哲學(xué)考試（中英+）
A philosophy professor warned the classhe was going to give them a test.
一位哲學(xué)教授通知學(xué)生他要舉行一場考試。
When the day came he entered the classroom,wordlessly placed his chair on the table and,turning to the blackboard, wrote,
考試那天，他走進(jìn)教室，一言不發(fā)地把自己的椅子放到講臺上，然后轉(zhuǎn)身在黑板上寫道，
"Prove to me this chair does not exist."
“請向我證明這張椅子不存在。”
Most of the nervous studentbegan intently scribbling out long dissertations.
大多數(shù)學(xué)生很緊張，都開始專心地寫他們的論文。
But one member of the class wrote down just two words,and then handed his paper to the teacher.
只有一個學(xué)生只寫了兩個單詞就交卷了。
The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer:"What chair?"
當(dāng)教授看到這個學(xué)生的答案時，不由微笑了，只見他寫的是：“什么椅子啊？”
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