趣味圖片英語笑話：The foundation of love 愛情的基礎（雙語）
She's so gorgeous, so mysterious ... Oh, what goes on inside that beautiful mind?
她很漂亮,如此的神秘……哦,這美麗心靈里都在想什么?
I need to buy ointment for my rectal eczema! God, it itches when I go to the toilet!
我需要買直腸濕疹藥膏!上帝,它好癢讓我去上廁所!
The foundation of love is ignorance
愛情的基礎是無知
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