每日一笑 (9.19)
Illegible: Essay or Criticism?
After Professor Brown returned some corrected essays to the students, a puzzled student raised his hand. Pointing to a word the professor had circled in his essay, he said, "I can't read what you wrote about it in the margin, sir."
After intense scrutiny the professor finally deciphered his criticism: "Illegible."
難以辨認(rèn)：論文還是評(píng)語(yǔ)？
布朗教授把批改過(guò)的作文發(fā)給學(xué)生后，一個(gè)迷惑不解的學(xué)生舉手提問(wèn)。他指著在他作文上用紅筆圈的字說(shuō)道，“我看不出關(guān)于這個(gè)字你在邊頁(yè)上寫的是什么。”
經(jīng)過(guò)仔細(xì)認(rèn)真地研究，這位教授才辨認(rèn)出他自己的評(píng)語(yǔ)：難以辨認(rèn)。
昨日參考答案:①A②C③C④B⑤D
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