每日一笑(12.7)

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                                   長壽秘訣
                      Secret For a Long Life
     A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
        "Twenty-six."

     一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。 “我無意中發現，你是多么幸福，”那女士說?！澳阈腋６L壽的秘密是什么？” “我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉?！?
“哦，真神奇，”女士說?！澳愀邏?？” “二十六。”

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