Stupid Question

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Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Every day,thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of them stopped and said to him,"what's the time,please?"
After a few months,Dan said to himself,"I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.I'm going to go to a shop and buy a big clock.Then I'm going go put it up on the wall here."He bought a clock and put it up on the wall.
"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time,"he said happily.But after that,a lot of people stopped every day,looked at the clock and said to Dan,"Is that clock right?"

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