say sir
new boy: erbert arris.
teacher: always say “sir” please, when you are speaking to master. it’s more polite.
new boy: (apologetically) sir erbert arris.
要叫先生
老師：（對(duì)一個(gè)新生說）小朋友，你叫什么名字？
新生：艾博特·艾瑞斯。
老師：請(qǐng)你跟老師說話時(shí)要叫“先生”，這樣比較有禮貌。
新生：（有點(diǎn)抱歉地）我叫艾博特·艾瑞斯先生。
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