英漢雙語笑話54
Frog
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you
this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a
chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,
"That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
青蛙
老師正在給學生上生物課：“現在，我將要給你們看我袋子里的這只青蛙。”接著，他把手伸進口袋，卻拿出了一份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一會兒，說道：“真奇怪。我明明記得我已經把午飯吃掉了。”
2.
The Bad News and the Terrible News
Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked Michael incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
壞消息和可怕的消息
邁克爾坐在律師的辦公室里。“您想先知道壞消息還是可怕的消息？”律師問。
“先告訴我壞消息吧。”
“您的妻子發現了一張價值５０萬美元的照片。”
“那就是壞消息？”邁克爾滿腹懷疑，“我要等不及聽那個可怕的消息了。”
“那可怕的消息就是那是一張您和秘書的照片。”
3.
The Day that You're Inaugurated
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff," complained the husband, "and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
"The day that you're inaugurated," the wife replied.
在你宣誓就職的那天
一個婦人正和丈夫在外面購物，她想起來需要為自己漸漸變白的頭發買一些染發劑。“你什么時候才會停止購買這些昂貴的東西，”丈夫抱怨說：“而讓你的頭發自然變白，就像巴巴拉布什那樣呢？”
“在你宣誓就職的那天。”妻子回答道。
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