英漢雙語笑話60
No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her．
So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser：
“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her”
“So，”asked the friend，“what happened？”
“Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！”
和母親一樣的女孩
無論帶哪一個女孩回家，這位青年人總會遭到母親的反對。一位朋友勸他說：
“找一個和你母親一樣的女孩——那她一定會喜歡她?！?
于是這位青年人不停地找啊找，終于找到了這么個女孩。
正像你說的那樣，我找到一個長相、談吐、穿著打扮，甚至連烹飪都和我母親一樣的女孩。也正像你說的那樣，我母親喜歡她。”
“那后來呢？”朋友問。
“沒什么，”青年人說?！拔腋赣H討厭她！”
2.
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”
Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？”
Father：“A convert，my son．”
什么叫叛徒？
有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒？”
父親（一位老資格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢？”
父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子?！?
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