英漢雙語笑話25
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1.
Raccoons
Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.
"I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."
浣熊
我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時，負責向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一只獵物，他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。
“我不知道她為什么這么關心這事，”他補充說，“她自己已經結過三次婚了。”
2.
Did You Know Him?
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
你認識他嗎？
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。
“當然了，”主人答道。“他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎？”
“有點認識，”客人回答。“我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。”
3.
Wait a Minute
Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?
God: It only means a minute.
Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?
God: Just a small coin.
Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.
God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.
等一分鐘
湯姆：我偉大的上帝，一千年對你來說，意味著什么？
上帝：它只意味著一分鐘。
湯姆：我萬能的上帝，一萬枚金幣對你來說，意味著什么？
上帝：它只意味著一枚小硬幣。
湯姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就請給我一枚小硬幣吧！
上帝：好吧，可憐的人，請等一分鐘吧。
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Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.
"I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."
浣熊
我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時，負責向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一只獵物，他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。
“我不知道她為什么這么關心這事，”他補充說，“她自己已經結過三次婚了。”
2.
Did You Know Him?
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
你認識他嗎？
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。
“當然了，”主人答道。“他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎？”
“有點認識，”客人回答。“我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。”
3.
Wait a Minute
Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?
God: It only means a minute.
Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?
God: Just a small coin.
Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.
God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.
等一分鐘
湯姆：我偉大的上帝，一千年對你來說，意味著什么？
上帝：它只意味著一分鐘。
湯姆：我萬能的上帝，一萬枚金幣對你來說，意味著什么？
上帝：它只意味著一枚小硬幣。
湯姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就請給我一枚小硬幣吧！
上帝：好吧，可憐的人，請等一分鐘吧。
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