英漢雙語笑話2

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Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護(hù)士問. "有!"杰克想了想說,"我是個單身漢."

2.

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學(xué)期一直在干什么呀？

Son: I was learning to drive a car.

兒子：我在學(xué)開汽車。

3.

Good News And Bad News

"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"

"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

"And the bad news?"

"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

好消息和壞消息

“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當(dāng)事人。

“我總能聽到一些好消息吧，”當(dāng)事人嘆了口氣說，“是什么好消息？”

“你妻子沒有要求將你未來的繼承財產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”

“那么壞消息呢？”

“離婚以后，她將與你父親結(jié)婚。”

4.

First Flight第一次坐飛機

Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機，他讀過許多關(guān)于飛行事故的報道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔(dān)心，不敢接受。不過，由于朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于被說服了，登上了飛機。

His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

他的朋友啟動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。

After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是？”

"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground." “那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”

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