Nothing to Save
(Originally in Chinese)
A salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to
buy a refrigerator. He told her it would save her
a lot of money because it was state-of-the-art and
power-saving, and would save her shopping time
as well as gasoline for the drive to the food store.
The housewife answered, "Let me tell you the truth:
We have 'saved' too much already! We have saved to
pay the loan for our new car; we have saved to
pay the mortgage for the house we live in;
we have saved to pay for our children's college
education; we have saved for the upcoming
Christmas holiday; we have saved to buy a
new dishwasher too! And now we have no more money to 'save'!"
無(wú)錢(qián)可省
有一個(gè)推銷(xiāo)員想說(shuō)服一個(gè)家庭主婦買(mǎi)冰箱，他對(duì)主婦說(shuō)買(mǎi)
這種冰箱可以節(jié)省很多錢(qián)，因?yàn)樗切滦偷模粫?huì)那么耗電，
還可以節(jié)省很多買(mǎi)菜的時(shí)間和去買(mǎi)菜加油的錢(qián)等等。那個(gè)太太
聽(tīng)完后說(shuō)：‘我告訴你，我們已經(jīng)節(jié)省很多了！我們節(jié)省為了
要付新車(chē)的貸款；我們的房子也是貸款買(mǎi)的，我們也要節(jié)省；
小孩上大學(xué)，我們也要節(jié)省；現(xiàn)在圣誕節(jié)到了，我們也要節(jié)省；
然后為了買(mǎi)那個(gè)新的洗碗機(jī)，我們也要節(jié)省！
現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)沒(méi)錢(qián)可以節(jié)省了！’
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