笑話習題簿11.14

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JOKE:
   My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
   When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?"
譯文：
   我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學讀書。經歷了太多的危機，也厭倦了受到與其他大學生相同的對待之后，有一天我給家里打了個電話，就我獨有的問題尋求安慰和理解。
   爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開始歷數我大學生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說：“好啦，親愛的...現在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個？”
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
為什么老爸會弄錯？
練習答案：
也許姐妹們打回家都是大聲抱怨。

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