英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.11

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Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一聲directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!" 有一次，一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步。突然，一只貓堵住洞口，張牙舞爪撲來(lái)。老鼠拼命跑，貓就使勁追。就在山窮水盡時(shí)，小老鼠回過(guò)頭，沖著貓大叫一聲：“汪汪”。貓竟然被嚇跑了。大老鼠夸道：“行啊，還會(huì)一手，厲害！”小老鼠一抹汗，感嘆說(shuō)：“看來(lái)掌握一門外語(yǔ)非常重要啊！”現(xiàn)在你知道學(xué)習(xí)外語(yǔ)的重要性了吧O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

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