雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 毒蛇
Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?"
The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"
"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一個(gè)陽(yáng)光明媚的下午,蛇父親和蛇兒子出去散步。
兒子問(wèn):“爸爸,我們是毒蛇嗎?”
父親得意的答道:“當(dāng)然了,孩子,我們是響尾蛇啊!為什么這么問(wèn)呢?”
“因?yàn)?我剛把舌頭咬破了!”
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