我得去拿假牙
A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"
He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."
一對結婚50多年的夫妻坐在沙發上，妻子說：“親愛的，還記得過去你是怎么緊緊挨著我坐的嗎？”
丈夫挪過去緊挨著她坐下。
“親愛的，”妻子接著說，“還記得過去你是怎么緊緊摟著我的嗎？”
丈夫伸出手臂緊摟住她。
“還有，”妻子繼續說，“還記得過去你是怎么擁抱我，吻我，輕輕咬著我的耳朵嗎？”
一聽這話，丈夫站起身，抬腿就往屋外走。
“你上哪去啊？”妻子問。
“那啥，”丈夫回答，“我得去拿假牙。”
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