情人節雙語笑話 Sweet Nothings
Sweet Nothings
My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, "I just used a regular 56K modem."
我和我男朋友Hans是通過網絡認識的而且我們約會有一年多了。我把他介紹給我叔叔，我叔叔覺得通過網絡認識這件事很奇妙。他問Hans是通過哪種網絡認識我的，Hans風趣的說：“不過是一個常規的傳輸速率是56k的調制解調器”
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