雙語笑話 吃雞蛋
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老師:沃爾特,你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
沃爾特:我吃了什么?
老師:雞蛋。
沃爾特:錯了,老師。那是昨天吃的。
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