我怎么能娶你妹妹呢？”
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here."
The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."
He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because, according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider."
The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?"
He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?"
精神病院里倆男病人在聊天，一個說：“等咱出院了，我打算把我妹妹嫁給你。”
另一個說：“不成啊，謝謝噢，這事可不能這么辦。”
那人問他：“為什么呀？”這人說：“因為按我們家習俗，只跟自家人結婚，我們不能跟一外人結婚的。”
那人又問：“怎么會有這種家風啊？”
這人說：“你瞧吧，我奶奶嫁我爺爺，我媽嫁我爸，我姐嫁我姐夫，都像這樣的。我怎么能娶你妹妹呢？”
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