就像你這么些年一直對我干的那樣
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
馬丁剛拿到他嶄新的駕照本，全家一伙人就來到車道上，鉆進汽車，他準備頭一回帶家人去兜一圈。爸爸直奔后座，坐到新鮮出爐的司機的正后邊。
“我敢打賭，你坐副駕上教我開了幾個月的車，現在坐那后邊是想換換口味。”美了巴嘰的男孩沖他爸說。
“才不呢，”他爸來了句，“我想坐這兒，是等你一開車就踹你椅子靠背，就像你這么些年一直對我干的那樣。”
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