Twin Lobsters 孿生龍蝦

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Twin LobstersOnce I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45." "Why don't you order that, Mom?" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster." She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're really twins?" 孿生龍蝦我當演員取得成功后，想在媽媽面前炫耀一番。于是，我帶著她到拉斯維加斯的凱撒宮去吃飯。在菜譜中有道菜是“孿生龍蝦--45美元。” “你為什么不點那個呢，媽？”我問道：“我知道你很喜歡吃龍蝦了。” 她滿眼狐疑地看著我，然后搖了搖頭。“他們怎么知道它們確實是孿生的呢？”

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